Greetings, dear followers of the still-happily-Unwed Sailor. If you’ll notice, below, four out of the past five news updates have been made to announce new tour dates. So, to further keep you on the edge of your seats with this site’s relentless spontaneity, I am happy to announce another round of new and revised dates! We are setting new standards for all other bands on earth. You think your band tours a lot? Well, good sir or ma’am, whichever you may be, you must be living in some sort of alternate reality, where petty things like “sanity” and “rest” exist. So be proud, my minions. We are followers of a winning team!…or something really great and inspiring like that. Now go look at the dates.